[Bender2]

I'd tell Randi Kreiss to kiss... my shiny metal ass!

However the thought of her lying liberal lips there... UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHG!!! Well, you can understand--

[blackie]

“However, because of the economic collapse, California has put off purchasing any new books until 2014. So, Texas rules.”

That’s her best two sentences. >:-}