Barak Obama was once a Kenyan.
Actually, he was once a woman. That’s what the whole crux of the birth certificate issue. There was no Barrack Hussein Obama but their was a BARBARA ELAINE OBAMA born in that Honolulu Hospital. She/he was born with genital ambiguity and was raised as a girl.
At puberty, male genitalia began to descend, stitching and sewing by the best Haiwai’an seamstresses worked in round the clock shifts. Unfortunately, his baseball throwing and leash-holding skills remained effeminate.