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what’s Widdle Pwecious gonna do?

He's going to conduct an academic study and hold a round-table discussion to help him discover whose a$$ he needs to kick.

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“He’s going to conduct an academic study and hold a round-table discussion to help him discover whose a$$ he needs to kick.”

Then he will call in a special panel of “leading physicists and the best and brightest minds” to calculate the proper angle of attack and the torque required for maximum kickage. Be ready in 2013...