Ted is quite the defy boy . I could keep trying to forget he was a draft dodger if he would lay off the bombastic military metaphors .
People make mistakes when they are young and stupid. I did and I'll bet you did too. Like him or not Ted Nugent is a loud voice and we need more of them now. And by the way I was not a draft dodger.
John Kerry served in Vietnam you know...
*grin*
And the story isnt quite that simple:
The joke is in a spot south of your navel.
Nice stilletto shot.
Let's see:
1) Primary anti-conservative violation accusation - check.
2) Delivery with meme-command program to not "forget" which invokes both primary command and secondary implicator relationship with military/MIA slogans - check.
3) Prefaced with personal insult slap to dismiss entirety of profound political backstory and enable acceptance of trivialization meme - check.
4) Final closing pun on "bombastic" to invoke curiosity/humor attachment to prolonged contemplation of meme - check.
5) Entire assembly kept short for maximum comprehension and penetration - check.
Pretty dang good - seems you cracked a book once or twice. By candlelight. In a crypt. Inside a pentagram.
Your mistress will be pleased. LOL.
And how did Ted dodge the draft?