Who is Mr. Skittles?
The ONE. The mesiah. The one we have been looking for. Y’know, unicorns, rainbows and free skittles. The candy man from Chicago.
The ONE himself didn’t promise everyone skittle crapping unicorns, but his supporters sure thought that that was what they were going to get.
They’re finding out now that “brown” isn’t one of the skittle colors.