Al Gore in enough Hot Water to Melt an Ice Cap

Boston herald ^ | 6/25/10 | Howie Carr

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Yes, I know, Al Gore is innocent until proven guilty. Still, how can you not savor this moment: a 54-year-old female masseuse in Portland, Ore., tells the local constabulary, at excruciating length, about yet another example of moonbat hypocrisy.

Somewhere, Bill Clinton is smiling. The planet has a fever, and it’s in Al Gore’s pants.

“Clearly,” the masseuse told the Portland PD, “ ‘no’ was not a word he heard or cared about or respected.”

Paging Juanita Broaddrick. No controlling authorities in Gallery Suite #903 at the Hotel Lucia apparently. Wonder how much it’ll cost to make this inconvenient truth to go away. And will she accept carbon credits in lieu of cash?

The mainstream media are of course giving Gore’s humiliation a good leaving-alone - Beautiful People stick together, as the masseuse well knew.

What’s the old saying? A conservative is a liberal masseuse who gets a call to go up to Al Gore’s suite.

Gore was “just screaming,” as she told the cops, so she tried to quiet him down.

She (masseuse) started talking about various marital arrangements, “with Bill and Hillary for example ... I realized later ... I really stepped in it because talk about Bill and Hillary is like a sore point with this guy. He seemed even angrier at that point.”

Hey Al, you better put some ice on that. CNN should team him with Eliot Spitzer - Client No. 9 and the crazed sex poodle in Room 903. Imagine, a newspaper in Portland had this story two years ago and never pulled the trigger - professional courtesy for a fellow limousine liberal and all that.

How do you think they’d have handled it if the guy in 903 was Dick Cheney?

All I know is, it’s George Bush’s fault.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Imagine, a newspaper in Portland had this story two years ago and never pulled the trigger - professional courtesy for a fellow limousine liberal and all that.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

My comment from the slightly earlier, similar thread;

“She added, “He had a dramatic display of violent temper as well as an extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona. I did not want to get hurt, and I did not want to get raped.”

“his Mr. Smiley!”

Mr. Smiley has a fever. When Mr. Smiley has a fever, you take him to the masseuse!

[Sacajaweau]

I’m taking odds that he has a tape of the entire session....cuz he’s friggin’ paranoid...

[NativeNewYorker]

The planet has a fever, and it’s in Al Gore’s pants.

[ETL]

excerpt:

"...the woman tells how Gore greeted her at the door of his room at the Hotel Lucia for the 11 p.m. appointment with a hug that "went on a bit long," then quipped "call me Al." Hotel staff had told the licensed therapist when booking her that the client was Al Gore, but that he was going under the name "Mr Stone."

Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors -- the inner thigh muscles -- as well as his back and other areas.

While his lower body was covered with a sheet, she said, Gore "became vocal" with "muffled moans" and asked her to go lower, getting angry when she refused.

"It appeared he was demanding sexual favors or sexual behaviors," the woman said.

She then asked Gore to show her where he wanted to be massaged and he "grabbed my hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his ***** **** area, my fingers brushing against his ***** and firmly planted my hand on his pubic crest region and said to me 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone."

The woman told police she was caught in "a perfect storm" in a room with someone who was "Teflon-coated in terms of his credibility and celebrity status"..."

Police specifically responded to claims by the woman -- who said she remained clothed through the alleged encounter -- that she had noticed her black slacks had "stains" on them.

Police said they did not collect her attire because they believed it would not provide evidence.

“At this point, the Police Bureau does not consider this an ongoing investigation unless new evidence is received in this case,” Wednesday's police statement said.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/24/massage-therapist-claims-gore-groped/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fpolitics+%28Text+-+Politics%29&utm_content=My+Yahoo

[Ann Archy]

AMEN!!

[Gen. Burkhalter]

Algore is a classic example of a do as I say, not as I do liberal.

I don’t see him imposing a drilling moratorium on himself.

[DesertRhino]

I hate AlGore as much as i can any politician. But im always amused at these women who get freaked out when they get hit on,, because their contract “only” called for them to go to the man’s hotel room and rub his naked body with oil,,, not sex.

[hosepipe]

An inconvenient hand job has a certain sound to it..
Ugh.. I mean a certain ring to it..
I mean............... nevermind...

[Cicero]

I think that Howie Carr was born to write these stories.

As for the Main Stream Media, it’s all about “professional courtesy for a fellow limousine liberal and all that.” Yada yada.

Poor Al. It was all Bush’s fault you didn’t get into the White House like your daddy promised you when you were a little boy!

[Dr. Scarpetta]

“He had a dramatic display of violent temper as well as an extremely dictatorial commanding attitude.

He's an abusive liberal whose wife better take him for every penny she can get....

[EagleUSA]

W.C. Fields was right. There is a sucker born every minute, or day, or whatever. How this con-artist got wealthy shows there are still far too many suckers and fools out there with far more money than brains....

[ken5050]

I recall reading somewheres that the “fee” for the late night massage was about $ 500..even if the hotel takes $200 for its mark-up..that still a lot of, ( dare I say it?).....”scratch” to pay for JUST a massage...

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[Dr. Scarpetta]

I think that Howie Carr was born to write these stories.

Too bad it's not in my local paper.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

LOL

[billhilly]

Tennessee hick huckster hits on not so hottie in hotel warming scene.

[Zakeet]

[Dr. Scarpetta]

LOL