Posted on 07/02/2010 7:49:57 AM PDT by Nachum
You got that right. And you ain't seen nothing yet-part two is a 10% tax on Father's Day cards......
Great idea!
My casual observation is that a lot of tanning consumers are young.
This would be a good place to educate them.
Melanin subsidies will not be covered under Obamacare!
Or more...weight?
It’s called the Cracker tax.......
When Republicans gain control I purpose they offer up a afro sheen tax and then watch how the Congressional Black Caucus blows a gasket.
Here’s a little ditty I wrote and posted on FR last year—see verse #7-this was before the tanning tax news came out. I must be psychic!:
Barrack Obama sings What a Wonderful World
I see an America,
thats finally green.
No cars on the road,
except for my limousine.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
I eat Wagyu beef
amid people of fashion.
As you wait in line
for your weekly bread ration.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
I see a nuclear Iran
free to do as they choose.
They can generate power,
or wipe out the Jews.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
I know my health plans the worst
that all of youve ever seen.
But itll pay for itself
once we start to sell Soylent Green.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
Wise people of color finally running the show.
Who knows just how far our country will go?
Im a worthy successor to men whove governed so well.
Like Robert Mugabeand Presidente Fidel.
I see the Constitution
wadded up and tossed.
Its no longer valid-
cause I won and you lost.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
I see crackers working
to redress past wrongs.
My new No Melanin tax
will keep revenue strong.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
I see reparations paid
Itll square things, no doubt.
At least up until
the money runs out.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
I see re-education camps
for uppity white folks.
Those who thought the wrong thoughts,
or told the wrong jokes.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
I see mobs raid your houses,
liberating whats theirs
You think thats unjust?
Call someone who cares.
And I say to myself What a wonderful world!
Wise people of color finally evening the score.
The new math is simple-you get less, we get more.
But we need your hard work so we can keep living large.
Your good times are over-now Obamas in charge!
You see my evil intentions
along with my blundering.
Whyd you vote for me?
Youve got to be wondering.
I bet you dont say to yourself
What a wonderful world
No-I bet you aint saying to yourself
What a wonderful world
Now you are going to find out what it is to be ruled by the black man, cracker.
We should have dragged Thomas Sowell, kicking and screaming into the White House and forced him to take the oath of office as POTUS.
I had a dream!!!!
We have a nightmare.
He probably hasn’t a clue!!!
(They won’t talk abt it on Entertainment Tonight...)
white guy/gal Tax.
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