“I don’t quite follow what you are getting at there”
Perhaps I was checking your pulse for a sense of humor. Thanks for the confirmation.
The OP does, contrary to your assertion, have a sense of humor. It's just that not EVERYTHING that appears before his eyes and ears is funny. To you, maybe. But, then again, you, sir, are not the final arbiter of what is humorous and what is not...although I'll bet you think you are.
Good day.