[caddie]

May as well be ranking noodles for their structural strength:

10. Rigatoni

9. Tortellini

8. Lasagna

7. Spiroccheti

6. Spaghetti

5. Macaroni

4. Linguini

3. Vermicelli

2. Bucatini

1. Fettuchini

The whole lot is a waste of skin, electrolytes, carbohydrates, water, protein, lipids.

They are toast as much as are the Rats in 2010 unless they start singing a different tune.

[caddie]

Palin and Christie are the only exceptions to this gallery of limp wimps.

[Dr. Sivana]

How could you not have cavatelli or rotini on the list?! Oh, and Lasagna should be ranked higher ... MUCH higher.

[Raider Sam]

Jindal, Haley, Christie, Palin, and Barbor are wastes of skin? Who do you like?