I never thought I’d say this as a fiercely proud native Pennsylvanian, but I’m kinda glad I’m in the land of Chris Christie now.
There's a joke around here about an employee moaning about being relocated to Camden. His fellow employee says he lived and worked in Camden for 10 years and never had a bit of trouble. His coworker asks him his job there. The other guy replies, "I was a tail gunner on a milk truck."