To satisfy some, shouldn't it be "The War of Northern Agression"? :-)
(BTW, googling "Pink Fish Surveyer" produces not a single hit. I admit it, I'm stumped.)
(BTW, googling "Pink Fish Surveyer" produces not a single hit. I admit it, I'm stumped.)
I'm taking a big risk here, but I'll fill you in.
On your one year FReeper anniversary, you must FReep Mail Senior FReeper Al Baby. Remember, you must do this exactly at your one year point, to the minute. Tell Al you are now a FReeper in good standing.
Al will contact Grand Master FReeper Darksheare, via Wombat Courier, to ensure he has scheduled your initiation.
Darks will coordinate the actual initiation with Sergeant at Arms Eaker and Inflictor of Pain Humblegunner to ensure a sufficient stock of custard, vuvuzelas and grain alcohol is available. If you are very lucky, the enigmatic John Thompson will show up at your initiation. This is unlikely to happen because John Thompson is a busy man and doesn't bother with this kind of foolishness.
After the initiation, Mistress Allegra, Keeper of Disturbing Secrets, will notify Al that you are qualified to receive a Beeber Device.
Once you have your Beeber, set it to Stune and everything will finally make sense.
I hope this helps.