I'm still holding out for OilBama to try to blast the BP leak shut with a nuke.
It is the worst possible solution, the one most damaging to America, and therefore the one The One is most apt to use.
With luck he can diddle daddle long enough to have to do it in a blind panic just before a major hurricane lances into America's soft white underbelly.
Such a nuke would:
• Replace an 18" dia pipe leaking oil with a quarter mile wide crater over bedrock shattered all the way down to the full oil deposit.And as a special bonus he could then use the results to ban all oil drilling and eliminate America's entire nuclear arsenal.
• Violate international nuclear weapon treaties.
• Flash abundant amounts of sea water into steam both by the bomb itself and the exposed hot crust/magma.
• Provide a thermal turbocharge boost to convert an ordinary hurricane into a continent crossing hypercane.
• Ignite vast quantities of methane and oil, generating massive quantities of CO2 and raining down fire over hundreds of square miles.
• Inundate America's breadbasket farmland with a deluge of radioactive, oily saltwater all the way up to the Canadian border.
•And who knows? It might even shake loose the New Madrid fault.
From his viewpoint, what's not to love?
All that’s left for him to decide is how big a nuke to use.
I have friends on the Gulf Coast -they (and everyone they know) are so furious at this president, this government and BP they can’t see straight. They weren’t mad at BP initially- they had the “accidents happen” view. Now however, 2 months afterwards and STILL no grownups in sight- they’ve had it with all of them.