Hey, I have an idea! You’re going to love this.
See, the Protestants and the Catholics aren’t fighting enough here. So what WE need is a way to get the Catholics to fight THEMSELVES!
If we can create a three-way argument, with the Protestants, the Catholics and the erm... Catholics, then we can REALLY spice things up.
Besides, who gives a flip about the whole “Unity in Christ” nonsense? That’s just a talking point. The REAL excitement is in religious anger.
......yep.
Mel isn’t a traditional Catholic. He made his own church, kind of like others have.