[Secret Agent Man]

First how ‘bout cutting crap like “Poetry for Lesbian Basket Weavers” and giving the heave-ho to profs of worthless classes, and across-the-board salary cuts to all (ALL) staff and administrators.

[centurion316]

Buying toilet paper would mean cutting the funds for the Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender Student Alliance. This is a no brainer for the TamU administration.

[lentulusgracchus]

First how ‘bout cutting crap like “Poetry for Lesbian Basket Weavers” and giving the heave-ho to profs of worthless classes, and across-the-board salary cuts to all (ALL) staff and administrators.

Oh, we can't do that!! How will we ever achieve sniff with the Crusterati? How will Manor Bush ever sell TAMU as the new Yale West? Oh, the humiliation! </s>

lol