The damn whales pollute the pristine oceans with their waste. Has a whale ever built a sewage plant???? They can’t be too smart putting waste into where they swim and drink. Whales...an animal that needs to go.
The whole ocean is their toilet. That’s why it’s so salty.
Whales are responsible for some very nice homes and communities on Nantucket and elsewhere. They sacrificed a lot for the common good. They've slacked off in recent years however. Time for them to "make a difference" and "give something back" again.