[Lockbox]

I think Texas should rip up whatever tracks they have near Austin and ride a bunch of politicians out’a town on a rail each.

Gee, I did not realize that there was that much railroad track in the Austin area......

[Charles Martel]

The word “rail”, in the “tar-’n-feathers, ride ‘em outta town” sense, refers to a piece of a split-rail fence. See the garden department of your local Lowes or Home Depot - they’ve got plenty!