[I never miss the View. I like hard-hitting, thought-provoking journalism, the subtle exploration of issues, the original and profound insights and serious, but never tedious, tone]
You are a Liar! A Liar! Perhaps you can run for the Senate.
How can you tell? Because I forgot to mention the beautiful, voluptuous and desirable heifers babes? Forget Ginger or Mary Ann. For me the eternal question is Whoopi or Barbara? But why chose when you can have both for an ounce of pot and an invitation to listen to the While album while leafing through the portfolio edition of The Family of Man you picked up at the Museum of Modern Art gift shop?
