wish it were true...but i doubt it!
Reports and news out of Iran keeps getting more and more nutty.
Don’t tell anyone, but all 7.62 x 54 cartridges were rubbed in pig fat before they were assembled. Remember, don’t tell anyone, especially any Muslim.
We're more the type to send him a case of pork rinds.
Blast it, they caught on.
I hope they never figure out that we’ve been spraying vaporized pigs blood all over mohammedan occupied middle east with our fleet of stealth crop dusters since 1990.
So keep it quiet you guys.
They think smoking opium is more acceptable. Never mind heroin, crack and “Shisheh” meaning “glass,” slang for methamphetamine, which are the most common of the synthetic drugs growing more popular in Iran.
The article below was written in 2005, but little has changed since then.
“Opiates of the Iranian People”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/22/AR2005092202287.html