I must thank you, deeply and seriously, for putting that at the top of your post. You saved me so much time by stamping "fanboy" upon your own forehead for me, so I can go on and forget the rest of your post. Thank goodness for the "Page Down" key (an invention, apparently, of MS. Those keys aren't on this Mac).
Thank God for AT&T for giving BetaMax, ooops, I mean Apple a chance.
Those keys are on MY Mac.
And it’s FANGRRL.
You lose.