[Joe 6-pack]

"I wouldn't want that miserable harpy on my flight either."

How would you like to be married to her? "Where have you been?" "Is that smoke I smell?" "Is that lipstick on your collar?" "Who left the seat up?"

[valkyry1]

I got a cousin like that. I don’t know how her husband can live with her. Oh that’s right he don’t, he keeps an apartment 250 miles away in Houston.