there’s got to be a LOT of funny names mixed in here somehow...
Top Ten Movies Playing In Afghanistan and More!
10. “Sleepless In Jalalabad”
9. “Throw Osama From The Train”
8. “Pretty Woman And Her Brutal Death By Stoning”
7. “Singing In The Reign Of Terror”
6. “There’s Something About Christiane Amanpour”
5. “Riding In Cars With Boys Is Forbidden”
4. “Seven Brides For One Brother”
3. “When Harry Met A Veiled Woman He Assumed Was Sally”
2. “Osama, Where Art Thou?”
1. “Glitter”
11. Bridge Over the River’s Gone.
2001: A Base Odyssey
2001: A Taliban Odyssey
20,000 leagues under the mountain
2000BC
A Streetcar Named Repress Your Desire
“A Mullah and a Gentleman”
A Streetcar Named Oblivion
Arsenic and Old Anthrax
“All in the Fatwah”
“All Beheadings Considered”
A Rumor of Retreat
All Dancing is Dirty Dancing!
All About Ibrahim
“Ali’s Quiet on the Khyber Pass”
All’s quiet on the Khyber Pass
Afghanistan Burning
A Hard Day’s Carpet Bombing
Along Came a Spy Plane
Afghanistan Burning
An American in i sharif
A Camel Under the Influence
Apocalypse Now
All dying on the western front
Al Qaeda on the Western Front
“A Farewell to Arm”
Batman re-runs
“Buffy, The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer”
Bridge on the river Khyber
“Bin Laden in the Attic by 72 Virgins and Now I’m Tuckered Out”
Being There, The Sequel: Not Being There Anymore
Body Heat Sensors
Bring Me the Head of OBL
Back to the Torture
Bin Laden on a Hot Tin Roof
“Bloody in the Sand”
Bin hurt
Battlefield Earth
Blown Up in 60 Seconds
Bent and stumpy
“Cave Improvement”
“Cave by Cave” (compare to “Room by Room”)
“Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things”
“Camel-Week”(weekly vehicle review)
“Cave Improvements”
Camel Driver
Close Encounters of the Rumsfeld Kind
Crouching Mullah, Hidden’sama
Casablamo
Citizen Caned
Cat on a Hot Mud Roof
Crouching Mullah, Hidden’sama
Dances not Permitted with Wolves;
Das Burkha
“DEAD MEN WALKING” or
“DEAD MEN RUNNING”
Dude, Where’s My Cave?
Dude, Where’s My Camel?
“Documentary: Gray Davis”, how to tell the difference between power outages caused by incompetence and carpet bombing...
“Dead Mullahs Society”
Die in Lard.
Dead Muslims Society
“Documentary: Beatdown”, best ways to make females grovel.
“Dodge-Bomb”
“Dr. StrangeLove”, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Taliban’s view on sex
“Driving Miss Daisy Cutter”
Death Space Nine
Dances with goats
Desert Trek -— The Wrath of Khan
Dropping Mrs Daisy Cutter
Erin Burqa Witch
Enslaving Private Ryan
EC (= Emergency Country)
Fatima Foop
F-16’s Flew Over Bin Laden’s Nest
Full Metal Turbin
Force Ten from Crawford
From Russia With Love
“Flying Camelnecks”
Fist full of Burkhas
For a few Rupees more
“Feetwatch”
“Friends”, starring Bill & Hillary, Yasser, Saddam, and cameos by Mommahdar K.
Francis the Talking Mullah
Field of Screams
Gone With the Wind
Guess who’s coming to win here
How Beige was my Valley
“Helen Keller: My ideal Woman, by Osama Bin Laden”
Honey I Shrunk the Kid Goats!
Hairy Plotter
Harry Potter, Stoned for Being a Wizard
Heaven’s Gate
“How the West Won”
Indiana Jones and the Fast crusade
I know what you did last Jihad!
I STILL Know what you did last Jihad!
“I remember Osama”
It’s a Wonderful Death
I dream of TV
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mullah
Indiana Jones and Another Crusade of Infidels
“I STILL Know What You Did Last Ramadan”
Just Bomb Me
Journey to the Center of the Earth
“Last of the Mohamads”
Liar Liar
Long Day’s Journey into Pakistan
Last Year at Jalalabad
Last of the Taliban
Monday Night Footless Ball
Mutiny for the $5,000,000 Bounty
Mullah Abdulla’s Laboratory
My Favorite Wives
Miss Saigon but Hit Kabul
Mourning Becomes Everyone
“Mullah Salami Meets Howard’s End [a CNN original]”
My Blue Burqa
Men in Burqas
Meet Osama Doe!
“My Twenty-three Sons”
“Mashed to Pieces Theater”
“MATMAN”
Monday Night Footless Ball
“Married, With Camels”
“Mad At You”
“Married with Harem”
“Mohammed Gump”
My Best Friend’s Stoning
My Scared Lady
Men in Burqas
More Than One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Cave
Mazar-i-Sharif Poppins
My Scared Lady
Muhhamad Atef - The Right Stiff
No Sound of Music
National Geographic Explorer special “The Caves of Bin Laden, starring Geraldo Rivera”
“No Left Foot”
No Futurama
“No-witness News
“Never on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday”
Ordinary Sheep-pals
One Red Burqa
“Osama’s Cave World, starring Geraldo Rivera” on Public Access TV channel 39.
Oh, Allah!
Oh, Allah! - Book 2
Popeye the Taliban
Pulp Faction
Power Puff Planes
Poke the man
Pure Hell for Osama
Planet of Dirty Terrorists Who Smell Like Apes
Planes, Helicopters, and Cruise Missiles
“Pretty Goat”
Rapidly, Last Ramadan
Raging kabul
Reservoir Goats
“Returning Glass to Sand”
Run Silent, Run Deep (in those caves!)
Rats
Riding in Cars with Bombs
Radiation Burn treatment tips by the Weather Channel
Silence of the Goats
Scent of a Burka
“Sand Grit”
“Send Me No B-52s”
Silence of the Goats
Sands of Khyber Pass
Suddenly Last Summary Execution
Survivor (Plot twist: You WANT to be voted out!)
Saturday Night Hemorrhagic Fever
“Seven B-52’s for Seven Mullahs”
The Postman Always asks for Cipro Twice
The Bombed Out Bridges of Madison County
The Usual Suspects
The Fast and the Furious Retreat
The Fugitive
The Sound of Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launchers
The Xed-Files
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
The Phantom Menace
The Smelly, The Bad, and THe Ugly
The Dead Suicidal Patriot
The Preacher’s Wife will be tried for Apostasy
THe Quiet man can be made to scream
the death of a nation
The Goats of Wrath
The Fugitive
The Discreet Charm of the AC-130
The Incredible Shortness of Being
The Guns of Kabul
The Fighting Bin-Ladens
The Seven Camel Jockeys
“THE X-FATWAS”
“The Invisible Men”
“The Liars Clubbed”
“The Texas Boxcutter Massacre”
“The Price is Right If Osama Says It’s Right”
“The Taliban’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”
The Perfect Storm Trooper
The Sound of Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launchers
The Unbearable Heaviness of Bombing
the silence of the afgans
The king and I are in Exile
That Twelfth Century Show
The Flight-school Graduate
The Grinch Who Stole Ramadan
Tombs of Internment
Take Me To Kabul (Abdul)
Three Days of the Kandahar
Terminator B52: Judgement Day
Terrorist, Interrupted
This is Multiple Spinal Fracture
“To Catch a Terrorist”
Terminator B52: Judgement Day
“The Odd Couple”, starring Bill and Hillary.
“To Kill a Mocking Kurd”
“Taliban Girl: How to Take a Beating”
“Taliban Boy: Pointers from Gary Condit”
Terms of Entombment
Three Men and a Camel
“Touched by A Mullah”, from Black and Blue Productions.
“Thank God It’s Ramadan”
“Tombstones”
“The Bin Laden Bunch”
“Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah”
The Adventures of Burhanuddin Rabbani Across The 8th Dimension
They died with their burkha’s on
“Veilwatch”
Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses”
“Weekend at Osama’s”
Who Wants to Be a Suicide Terrorist?
“Wheel of Fortune and Terror
Whose Cave is it Anyway?
“Welcome Back, Osama”
You are Pressed into the Army Now;
Yellow Submarine Cruise Missile Launch
“You’ve got Anthrax in the Mail”
Kabul TV
8:00 “Captain Kandahar”
9:00 “The Saudi Duty Show”
9:30 “Talibantubbies”
10:00 “Afghan Rugrats”
10:30 “My Mullah the Car Bomber”
11:00 “The Flying Nut”
11:30 “The Flintstonings”
12:00 “Jee-Hawd”
1:00 “The Sunni and Sheik Comedy Hour”
2:00 “Bazooka”
3:00 “The Veiled, Veiled East”
4:00 “Teenage Ninja Muslim Turbans”
4:30 “Anthrax Roadshow”
5:30 “The PJs” (with Peter Jennings)
6:00 “Sixty Virgins”
7:00 “Torched by an Avenging Angel”
8:00 “Everybody Loves Ramadan”
8:30 “The Drew Carriers Show”
9:00 “Enemies”
9:30 “Not Landing”
10:30 “The Merry Traitor Maher Show”
TODAY’S BEST BET:
2:00 “Bazooka” Eastern. The Cartridges have to deal with crack British and American forces that have invaded the Ponderosama. Starring Lerne Meene as Bin Cartridge, Bernhell Roberts as Atom, Damn Blockade as Camm, Michael Laden as Little Jihad, and Victor Die Yung as Hop Plane.
LOL!! Trying not to choke on my mac and cheese!!
Where in the world did you get all that?
You obviously have too little to do and too much time on your hands.
Twins n Trousers