Posted on 08/13/2010 10:53:36 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
Sheryl Stinkfinger Crow.
“She also said you can get by on a single sheet.”
It’d have to be a really big sheet....
“It is recycled paper that is converted to toilet paper - not toilet paper that was reclaimed from the sewer system.”
Although that way the comedic potential is almost limitless.
I wouldn’t recognize Cheryl Crow. Is she a singer? Is she Larry Bird’s cousin?
Crow drinks too much. Shows on her face.
It’s a shame. Sounds like she hits the hard stuff ...(so much for a beer buzz). When she first came out I got one of her CD’s and it really was very good. But since she went libtard I can’t stand the hag.
She's not the queen of green. She's the clown of brown.
I’m amazed Crow is still a big enough draw to be able to make these sorts of demands. I’d kind of figured she was headed towards the county fair circuit.
It would appear the girlfriend is a little too fixated on the mechanics surrounding a certain bodily pocess...
I’ll start sending her ours if I could get her home address.
She’s an over-rated idiot.
Her venue also travels in two 45-foot buses and 2 semi’s. Maybe they need to walk and pull carts.
The promoter should have replied: Bring your own crap and let us know if you’re bringing your has-been ass to our event. I’m sure we can hire another warm up act anywhere.
Aw jeez, not this sheet again.
No matter how bizarre, her personal efforts will amount to almost nothing since she’s just one person in venues that will be occupied by several thousand. So maybe she should demand that all audience members arrive in electric cars, and that only once sheet of toilet paper be allowed per person visiting the rest rooms, and other similar requirements to be followed by all audience members.
Yeah, I think she needs to take a hike. Of course, that would cut down on her concert dates and $$$ and put 4 drivers out of a job. Hypocritical witch.
"One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit.." When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out.""Her fecal fixation does fit well with the culture she would have all Americans accept.
Agreed. I was more shocked by the fact that there are enough people to support her tour than by her pretentious demands.
“how bout just washing the one square out.””
She can’t deny that reusable toilet paper would be more “green” than using even one square. Even better would be quick-drying underwear that could be used as TP, washed out, quick-dried and worn for a continuous month before being “recycled” into a new pair. If it also could be designed as a dual-purpose face-wipe, all the better. I can’t see how Sheryl could possibly raise any objections to this super-green idea.
She could also save paper by doing only free concerts - that don’t require tickets of any kind.
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