Slave: Ja...
Marxist Puppetmaster: Bubblehead, please to read.
Bubblehead: "Hi, I'm Katie Couric and this is tonight's news...."
Slave: Ja...
Marxist Puppetmaster: Bubblehead, please to read.
Bubblehead: "Hi, I'm Katie Couric and this is tonight's news...."
You missed the best part of the story:
Marxist puppetmaster to slave: THIS IS THE BEST YOU COULD DO?
Slave: My lord, I am truly sorry, but Megan Fox wasn't interested and neither Lindsay Lohan nor Paris Hilton were available.
Marxist puppetmaster: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!