[Farmer Dean]

I’ve got motion detectors all over my property.Don’t let me catch you planting any device anywhere.

[verity]

Are you concealing a still? :-)

[GladesGuru]

Now don’t go getting testy on anyone. When the nice goober ropes down from his silenced rotor black helicopter, just wait for him to leave, run a long handled mirror under the car to find the GPS, and put it on the rear bumper of Dippy the Hippy’s van.

;-)

Or, any ACLU landshark’s bumper will do