So what happens to ‘em when they’re no longer virgins?
I think they are “eternally” virgins, which would mean you have to do all the hard work again the next night.
Truth to tell, I have never understood the attraction of boinking virgins. Granted, my experience is limited in that regard, but I do recall it was not the most enjoyable experience (for either of us) and was both messy and noisy besides.
If I had to put up with that every night, I think I would give up and stick with beer.
“So what happens to ‘em when they’re no longer virgins?”
No problem, it’s like that movie Ground Hog Day.