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Dorsal Fins Surround White House
Townhall.com ^ | August 27, 2010 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 08/27/2010 5:01:33 AM PDT by Kaslin

You've got to wonder when White House political guru David Axelrod will look at the churning pools of poll data and, like Chief Brody in "Jaws," say: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

The analogy isn't quite right, because in the movie, the shark ultimately loses. It's hard to imagine a scenario where Barack Obama and Axelrod victoriously paddle away on the flotsam of their own political wreckage. But in one sense, the analogy works just fine: This White House is rudderlessly lost at sea and inadequate to the challenges it faces.

At the beginning of the year, retiring seven-term Rep. Marion Berry, D-Ark., recounted a conversation he had with the president. Obama's unrelenting push for health-care reform in the face of public opposition reminded Berry of the Clinton-era missteps that led to the Republican rout of the Democrats in 1994. "I began to preach last January that we had already seen this movie and we didn't want to see it again because we know how it comes out," Berry told a newspaper.

Or, to quote Brody in "Jaws 2": "But I'm telling you, and I'm telling everybody at this table that that's a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I've seen one up close. And you'd better do something about this one, because I don't intend to go through that hell again!"

Convinced that his popularity was eternal, Obama responded by saying, yes, but there's a "big difference" between 1994 and 2010, and that big difference is "you've got me."

The funny thing is, Obama might have been right. Because things might be much worse for Democrats in 2010 than they were in 1994 -- and the big difference might well be Barack Obama.

In fairness, the biggest difference is probably the economy, which in political terms should be fitted for a pine box. Of course, Mr. Credibility, Joe Biden, says it's doing great, sounding a bit like the shopkeeper in the Monty Python "Dead Parrot sketch" who insists the bird's "just resting."

In 1994, when the Contract with America Congress took control, the jobless rate was 5.6 percent. Today it's 9.5 and may well climb higher. More than 18 percent of people who want full-time work can only find part-time jobs. Consumer confidence is falling again, housing sales recently hit a 15-year low, the stock market is off 11 percent since its April highs for the year.

While some people -- such as yours truly -- think Obama and the Democrats deserve much of the blame for the worsening economy, one can be agnostic on all that and recognize that voters have lost faith in the Democratic Party (which is not quite the same thing as saying they have bottomless respect for the GOP). The congressional generic ballot -- asking which party voters prefer -- is as bad for Democrats today as it was in 1994. Stu Rothenberg, editor of the Rothenberg Report -- not exactly an RNC direct-mail operation -- says Obama's approval rating (already below 50 percent) will likely rival Clinton's in November of 1994. Already, Democrats in tight races, including the Senate majority leader, are distancing themselves from the White House, and pretty much everyone has stopped trying to make lemonade out of the ObamaCare lemon.

Moreover, Obama has lost his connection with the American people. He's aloof without inspiring confidence. On issue after issue -- terrorism, immigration, the oil spill, the environment and the ground zero mosque -- he seems determined to craft his responses in a way that will annoy the most people possible.

Liberals are frantically trying to explain away Obama's problems. Some want to protect their investment in Obama, and some want to protect their investment in liberalism. So some claim that his mistakes stem from not being progressive enough, while others insist that he's played his cards right, but we need to wait a bit longer for the payoff.

I'm dubious on both counts. Obama has delivered massively for progressives, and it strikes me as idiotic to say that if he only squeezed a bit more liberalism into his first two years, everything would be better. Moreover, I don't think the payoff is coming, because I think the policies are wrong.

But, again, that's an argument for a different day. What's clear right now is that the president who claimed to be the personification of a world-historical moment has clearly misread his mandate, the mood and the moment. He's lost at sea, and not even a bigger boat will save him.


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1 posted on 08/27/2010 5:01:34 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

More chum, more chum!


2 posted on 08/27/2010 5:04:57 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Kaslin
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

With these socialists in the WH it would be "We're going to need a bigger porkus II." They're going to try to buy more votes - with our money. Well, with borrowed money that we will have to pay back.

3 posted on 08/27/2010 5:07:06 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (obama out now! I'll keep my money, my guns, and my freedom - you can keep the change.)
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To: Kaslin

In fairness, the biggest difference is probably the economy, which in political terms should be fitted for a pine box. Of course, Mr. Credibility, Joe Biden, says it’s doing great, sounding a bit like the shopkeeper in the Monty Python “Dead Parrot sketch” who insists the bird’s “just resting.”

LOL! Now I’ve got to clean the coffee off my keyboard!


4 posted on 08/27/2010 5:12:19 AM PDT by henkster (A broken government does not merit full faith and credit.)
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To: Kaslin

The last speech of Ceausescu
Coming soon to you on TV from the TPOTUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEZHZHNByCs


5 posted on 08/27/2010 5:15:29 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Greetings Jacques. The revolution is coming)
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To: Kaslin

"This shark, swallow you whole."

6 posted on 08/27/2010 5:16:16 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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To: Kaslin
""We're gonna need a bigger boat." "

Nope, at the rate they are digging a deeper hole, they're going to need a longer shovel.

7 posted on 08/27/2010 5:18:29 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Kaslin
You've got to wonder when White House political guru David Axelrod will look at the churning pools of poll data and, like Chief Brody in "Jaws," say: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"we're gonna need a bigger boat"

8 posted on 08/27/2010 5:20:08 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (Sarah Palin....The Thrilla from Wasilla)
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

click on image in post 8


9 posted on 08/27/2010 5:21:12 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (Sarah Palin....The Thrilla from Wasilla)
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To: Kaslin
"What's clear right now is that the president who claimed to be the personification of a world-historical moment has clearly misread his mandate, the mood and the moment. He's lost at sea, and not even a bigger boat will save him."

What he needs now is an island, where he can rest up and recuperate from this storm that blew up in what was supposed to be a three-hour four year cruise.

10 posted on 08/27/2010 5:21:50 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Carroll asked "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: Kaslin

“This White House is rudderlessly lost at sea and inadequate to the challenges it faces. “

The biggest challenges this poser president sees is how to supply himself and friends with more lobster and sending planes to Paris for his special “takeout” food.


11 posted on 08/27/2010 5:25:17 AM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
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To: Kaslin
In fairness, the biggest difference is probably the economy, which in political terms should be fitted for a pine box. Of course, Mr. Credibility, Joe Biden, says it's doing great, sounding a bit like the shopkeeper in the Monty Python "Dead Parrot sketch" who insists the bird's "just resting."

Perhaps Biden should borrow from the schtick of comedian Judy Tanuta, whose unceasing fantastical claims will end with a shrill and irritating "IT could happen!!!!".

12 posted on 08/27/2010 5:26:06 AM PDT by wayoverontheright
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“...I don’t think the payoff is coming...”

One would hope the payoff will be in a whole bunch of
Progressive Liberal Democrats vacating their offices and taking the stink of their arrogant policies with them.

IMHO


13 posted on 08/27/2010 5:32:39 AM PDT by ripley
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To: Kaslin
Obama has Fins to the left, fins to the right and he's the only bait in town.
14 posted on 08/27/2010 5:33:14 AM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: GonzoGOP
Obama as shark $hit.
Now that makes me smile on this Friday...
15 posted on 08/27/2010 5:40:19 AM PDT by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan
Based on this picture, are we sure they are sharks?


16 posted on 08/27/2010 5:48:08 AM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Kaslin
Moreover, Obama has lost his connection with the American people.

He never had one. He had a fake persona that the communist MSM inflicted on the uniformed, the self-loathing, and the race-loyal blacks.

So some of the uninformed are being hit in the head with the 2x4 of knowledge of who the Kenyan really is, some of the self-loathing are becoming too poor to wallow in their own pity, and some of the race-loyal blacks realize that Soetoro wants to exterminate the black infant population, just like his Arab father's ancestors tried to do.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

17 posted on 08/27/2010 5:59:04 AM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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18 posted on 08/27/2010 6:30:43 AM PDT by McBuff
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To: Kaslin
Night of the Sharks, would be a good historical analogy too. Unfortunately, few of the Baby-Boomers remember and the young would go HUH! regarding the story of the sinking of the USS Indianapolis.
19 posted on 08/27/2010 7:06:30 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Kaslin

True story: Many years ago I rented an apartment in San Antonio, Texas. The air conditioner didn’t work. The “super” told me: “That’s really cold air; it just feels like hot air.”

Not only do Zero and his stooge Bite-Me feel like hot air, the simple fact is that they are over-matched and overwhelmed.


20 posted on 08/27/2010 7:48:11 AM PDT by Malesherbes (Sauve qui peut)
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