[The Comedian]

Yeah, didn't some alphabet network reporter say that during the '08 campaign, Obama One had a really funky smell inside?

CBS Reporter: Obama's Plane 'Smells Terrible'

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[acehai]

Note to Administrator: I hope I’m not too un-politically correct to observe, that the odor of boiling chitlins (chitterlings in non-ebonics)is a stench to be remembered throughout your life. Wait a minute—I thought Muslims couldn’t associate with pork in any form...just sayin’