Okay...so let me think. There was this rock, and the rock was lonely so it wanted to create more rocks to keep it company. The rock thought, hey, I will become a universe. But, first I have to blow myself up. A bit dangerous to me, but I will give it a try. Oh my, I have no fuse, no ignition, how am I going to explode? That's okay, I have a Theory. And, thus the universe was born.
But I still don't get it...who made the rock?