[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

OMG! Prayers!

WTH is going on here?????

[PA-RIVER]

Hello?

Congressional Hills Golf course, can I help you?

Yes, this is Barry.

I need a 8:00 and 12:00 T-time.

I'll be doing 36 holes, every day for next three months.

Ok, we have you penciled in Mr. President. Will the Wife be coming?

No, she'll be in Monaco and Paris. She hates golf and America... and me.

[bimbo]

A few questions:
... Where were the 4 fishermen who were under the BP rig when it blew?
... How many torpedo subs does Castro have?