To: EBH
coming soon, keeping records on how many times you took a $hit.
How many times you got laid
How much laundry you did
How many breathes of air you consumed.
3 posted on
09/08/2010 5:28:10 AM PDT by
bikerman
(Obama lied pelicans died)
To: bikerman
” coming soon, keeping records on how many times you took a $hit.
How many times you got laid
How much laundry you did
How many breathes of air you consumed.”
.. I think MD already taxes all of them
5 posted on
09/08/2010 5:32:43 AM PDT by
SF_Redux
To: bikerman
How many times you got laid That would be a pretty thin file for me these days...
6 posted on
09/08/2010 5:32:51 AM PDT by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
To: bikerman
They will be installing meters that can check on all those things from satellites in space. You WILL be getting a visit soon.
16 posted on
09/08/2010 5:43:12 AM PDT by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: bikerman
coming soon, keeping records on how many times you got laid, how many times you took a $hit....Because then they've got you coming and going.
19 posted on
09/08/2010 5:45:13 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." Lazamataz, 2005)
To: bikerman
“How many times you got laid, how much laundry you did, how many breathes of air you consumed”.... You mean AT THE SAME TIME?!!!
To: bikerman
How many breathes of air you consumed. That was the first draft. Now they only measure the amount of CO2 when you exhale.
And tax it.
29 posted on
09/08/2010 5:56:59 AM PDT by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: bikerman
How many times you got laidAnd was it the politically preferred form of sex?
60 posted on
09/08/2010 1:22:39 PM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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