Posted on 09/10/2010 9:11:05 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
A buxom Playboy centerfold tried to bust out -- midair -- from a jet yesterday amid a bad case of high anxiety.
Sexy 21-year-old model Tiffany Livingston was aboard JetBlue Flight 522 from Orlando, Fla., to Newark when she bolted from her seat and tried to open the door of the plane, a law-enforcement official said.
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I volunteer to ride in a sleeper Amtrack train with her next time to keep her from panicking.
Her panic subsided when she got bolted after the flight.
“Dammit Sulu, was that really necessary?”
Ugly building. Badly formed concrete, not painted, poor compaction of the concrete above her. Bad patch job on the face of the concrete on her left side.
And she is not wearing steel-toed safety shoes. Hardhat. Safety glasses. Gloves. Fall restraint. Makes you wonder if she ever got a pre-job brief or hazard-awareness training lately.
That platform she’s on doesn’t have a 4-inch toeboard. No middle rail on the handrail either. Her guardrail should be 1-1/4 diameter, the one she’s leaning on is too small to meet fed guidelines. Probably isn’t verified to withstand 200 lbs sideways force either - those flimsy concrete insert screws holding it up aren’t real big.
All those day-to-day on-job hazards probably account for her excess worrying being restrained into a cushioned airplane seat when the airplane hits turbulence.
PING to a funny thread!
Awww... but too late! All the good spanking jokes have been taken.
Crazy, good, bad, etc... We include them all. Hot is hot - waddaya gonna do?
Only a Trekker would dare do this LOL
At least she wouldn’t lack for a flotation device...
THe poor, dear girl. She’s obviously suffering from some sort of discrimination. She’s a minority you know. I mean, she’s a brunette. How many of those are there in a Playboy? Usually Hugh likes Blondes....NOT that I know from personal knowledge for a long time....
There’s NO way I’m gonna get out of this...
No one will believe me...
Even if it’s true...
Hugh really always did prefer blondes...
Geez....
:-D
Not much of a danger. These doors open inward. At, say, 39,000 feet, the inside air pressure on a main cabin door is about one ton. She doesn’t look that strong.
Those stripes on her undergutchies don’t appear to be high-reflectivity either.
“Mr Sulu, lay in a course” takei’s on a whole new meaning
Takei has gone where many men have gone before.
Those stripes on her undergutchies don’t appear to be high-reflectivity either.
Dunno, can’t tell from here.
(Gonna need a air test, evacuation drill, and stand-by crew before anybody starts checkin’ out those crevices. You going to volunteer?)
really? is THAT all you noticed. engineers.....really ARE geeks, aren’t they?
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