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To: Colofornian

Time for Vendome Attitude adjustment for miscreants like this:

Put him a room full of rocking chairs

Release 20 long tail cats into the room

Cue Barry Mannilow music

After a sufficient time, with the kitties, flood room with 3 feet of water.

Release 5 adolescent tiger sharks and let them spend 10 minutes with him.

Pull the sharks after no more than 10 minutes and then place him a room full of mirrors, so he can see his pain. Spend the rest of the week misting the room with salt water at 20 minute intervals for 4 days and place him a straight jacket with a muzzle so we don’t have hear his shrieking.

But that’s just me.


14 posted on 09/13/2010 5:48:56 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Vendome
Or...
...you could be a Mormon Utah judge...
...who would rather the reputation get out that their BYU student home teachers are only "pranksters" vs. attempted rapists-who-probably had something far more sinister in mind...
...and therefore you could "throw the book" at him and give him 50+ weeks in jail...(why at his age, I'm not sure he could grow a beard in that time)...
... and then call him "good behaviored" and release him on the public at large again!

After all, he won't get another "home teaching" calling, would he?

Is that "close" to what you were suggesting, justice-wise?

15 posted on 09/13/2010 6:05:04 PM PDT by Colofornian (It's not the Lds 'Garment' (Govt) who wears you down, it's t<p>he Lord Jesus you wear" (Rom. 13:14)
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