[ElectionInspector]

one is that his homosexual lovers were misleading him ~ or, “early onset” Alzheimer’s

...naaaah, I think he popped too many viagra while cruising the DC bathhouses every night... that will cloud your memory from all the teabagging.

ymmv

[muawiyah]

Two kinds of "blue colorblindness" or anomalous dichormatism ~ one is rare and folks are born with it ~ simply a shortage of blue receptors and an oversupply of red ones.

The other form is brought about with overindulgence in Viagra, et al.

Airline pilots get their color vision checked regularly because they really do need to see blue.