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'Hotbeds of Sex': Texas on Top, Maine at Bottom
ABC News ^ | September 15, 2010 | SUSAN DONALDSON JAMES and TRAVIS MEASLEY

Posted on 09/16/2010 1:02:03 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

American sex. Desire rises in the Lone Star State but goes limp in the cold surf of Maine, at least according to a survey of 100 U.S. cities in the October issue of Men's Health magazine.

(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: abcdisneynews; health; lavendermafia; poll; pornification; sex; states
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To: ConservativeStatement

Manchester, NH - a city so barren they named it twice.


41 posted on 09/16/2010 1:31:44 PM PDT by wilco200 (11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
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To: humblegunner

*snicker*


42 posted on 09/16/2010 1:32:44 PM PDT by Salamander (I'm your angel, lets pretend. I'm your jailer. I'm your failure. I'm the Reaper, in the end.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Been to Austin. No arguments on the talent level there.

43 posted on 09/16/2010 1:32:57 PM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.")
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To: ConservativeStatement
ABC has printed some really stupid stuff in the past, but this is sillier'n usual.

The writers gigglingly reveal the results conjuring images of steamy, playboy channel-type sex.

But judging by the criteria for measurement - number of births, STDs and condom sales - I'm pretty sure the reality is quite a bit less attractive.

44 posted on 09/16/2010 1:33:03 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: GQuagmire

Ogunquit, ME=Provincetown North

old saying around maine. If you drop your wallet in Ogunquit you kick it to the town line before you reach down to pick it up.


45 posted on 09/16/2010 1:34:32 PM PDT by Chickensoup (There is a group of people who suck off the productive. They make rules then find infractions.)
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To: humblegunner
Maybe not but I heard barbecue sauce wrestling is a real hoot.
46 posted on 09/16/2010 1:35:48 PM PDT by Salamander (I'm your angel, lets pretend. I'm your jailer. I'm your failure. I'm the Reaper, in the end.)
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To: Salamander

I got video.


47 posted on 09/16/2010 1:37:09 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: SoDak

You’re gonna get young before you get old.
Northeast Texas women are Texas gold.
Kisses, sweeter than cactus.

—Willis Alan Ramsey


48 posted on 09/16/2010 1:40:49 PM PDT by newheart (History is an outbreak of madness--Ellul)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Lib “love” lyrics vs conservative:

Bed Of Nails

Yeah, we’re gonna fight
We do it every night
Baby, when you scratch
You know I’m gonna bite
You can make me die
I can make you cry
Opposites attract
That’s the reason why
No one else could make you feel
Like I do, I do, I do
No one else gets that deep inside you
As I do, baby
Our love is a bed of nails
Love hurts good on a bed of nails
I’ll lay you down and when all else fails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
First we’re gonna kiss
Then we’re gonna say
Dirty little words
Only lovers say
Rockin’thru the night
Rollin’on the floor
When they hear us screamin’
They’ll be breakin’down the door
No one else could make you feel
Like I do, I do, I do
No one else gets that deep inside you
As I do, baby
Our love is a bed of nails
Love hurts good on a bed of nails
I’ll lay you down and when all else fails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Bed of nails, Bed of nails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Gonna drive you like a hammer
Baby, put me in your slammer, oh yeah
No one else could make you feel
Like I do, I do, I do
No one else gets that deep inside you
As I do, baby
Our love is a bed of nails
Love hurts good on a bed of nails
I’ll lay you down and when all else fails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Bed of nails, get on my bed of nails
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Gonna drive you like a hammer
Baby, put me in your slammer, oh yeah
I’ll drive you like a hammer on a bed of nails


Alice really knows how to sweet talk a gal.

:)


49 posted on 09/16/2010 1:41:57 PM PDT by Salamander (I'm your angel, lets pretend. I'm your jailer. I'm your failure. I'm the Reaper, in the end.)
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To: whd23
Yonkers NY is unsexy ?

That's about the most complementary way of describing it.

50 posted on 09/16/2010 1:42:16 PM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: Proud_USA_Republican

“Been to Austin. No arguments on the talent level there. “

And you got the ugly ones.


51 posted on 09/16/2010 1:42:20 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Remember March 23, 1775. Remember March 23, 2010)
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To: humblegunner

You can wrestle and run a camera at the same time?

Awesome!


52 posted on 09/16/2010 1:43:29 PM PDT by Salamander (I'm your angel, lets pretend. I'm your jailer. I'm your failure. I'm the Reaper, in the end.)
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To: ConservaTexan

No, look at how the women in each state DRESS and you will understand why.

Texas: Short, tight, low cut. (Think Daisey-Mae)
Maine: Baggy, Birkenstocks,Buttoned-up. (Think Cindy Whatshername)


53 posted on 09/16/2010 1:45:12 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic (Southeast Wisconsin, Zone 4 to 5)
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To: Salamander

Not I.

I sit in the mixing booth and laugh at the follies of youth.

Pure as the driven snow, I.

Besides, they bring me drinks there. Big spillage in the wrestling pit.

Wasteful.


54 posted on 09/16/2010 1:47:30 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: ConservativeStatement

We have “Summered in Maine” almost forever. Over thirty years of gathering empirical data. Keep believing what you want. Caddis the younger is up in Telos hunting as I post this.

From my perspective, the ladies in Maine are pretty hot. Don’t mistake a true Mainer woman for some transplant from DODDWORLD or from KERRYVILLE.

Skip Portland and where ever all the Somali types come from, Lewiston or Auburn.

Ms C was just valedictorian spelling was never my strong point.

Right Turns Tight Lines etc
I can see November from my house!

Caddis the Elder


55 posted on 09/16/2010 1:48:32 PM PDT by palmerizedCaddis
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To: humblegunner

I just heard a clanging noise.

[You drop your halo?]

:)


56 posted on 09/16/2010 1:50:54 PM PDT by Salamander (I'm your angel, lets pretend. I'm your jailer. I'm your failure. I'm the Reaper, in the end.)
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To: Salamander
[You drop your halo?]

Maybe twice.

It rolled into the pit, I had to go get it.

Or thrice.

57 posted on 09/16/2010 1:56:11 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The survey doesn’t go far enough. What type of sex are they studying and what could they or should they exclude?


58 posted on 09/16/2010 1:59:30 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Washington, we Texans want a divorce!)
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To: Proud_USA_Republican

Yowsa!


59 posted on 09/16/2010 2:01:50 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Planning on using 911? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
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To: Chickensoup

If you don’t want to get your wallet all scuffed invest in one of these.

http://www.pick-up-tool.com/


60 posted on 09/16/2010 2:05:16 PM PDT by Cheburashka ("Tomorrow is another day." The first thing they teach you at calendar college.)
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