We bought our son a small swiss army knife when he was seven and that kid thought he had gone to heaven. He will cherish it forever. He was homeschooled and I still told him not to take it out of his pocket in public. You never know where a libtard will be.
That was my first memorable experience with liberalism as the teacher pretty much perp-walked me to the Principal’s office.
Afterward, my mother had to explain to me that some people were afraid of those of us with the knowledge and skills to fend for ourselves. That lesson will never be lost on me.