>>When I was 8 years old, I was frightened by a circus clown. I therefore demand that all circus clowns be banned.
Wait a minute. Just to be on the safe side, ban all circuses.<<
OK, just so long as you don’t want to ban rodeo clowns too.
I think you all are missing the point. Clowns have been an integral part of Americana, and I, for one, won’t stand up to this blatant attack on Clown-Americans.
I say you get to the root of the problem and ban children.
Clowns are evil.