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Wouldn't that make a great commercial?? :-) Voiceover: "I couldn't believe my opponent would stoop to such a thing, but yet, he did!" Fade in: Silhouette of Col. Allen West, looking into the distance, with a troubled look on his face. Announcer speaking as montage of democratic political attack ads morphs into the one showing West's and his wife's SSN (pixelated) West: It's one thing to fight on the battlefield for my country, as I did. But now, my wife and I and our children have to worry about identity thieves because of DEMOCRATIC DIRTY PRACTICES DURING A LOCAL CAMPAIGN! (more images of West and his wife looking very concerned) Cut to: LIFELOCK knows how we all want to keep thieves out of our credit card information, our bank accounts, our everyday functions--so to help Col. West and his family stay safe after this insidious attack by his opponent, we have decided to give them a FREE LIFELONG MEMBERSHIP with LIFELOCK. Now they can enjoy the security of knowing that if a thief tries to use that private information, it will be stopped IMMEDIATELY. You, too, can have the same protection Col. West and his family now has, for the low price of only $-- a month. You may not have your social security numbers put out there for the whole world to see and take advantage of, but you never know when thieves are watching you behind the scenes! LIFELOCK.