Butbutbut, liberals told me that everybody in the world loves soccer so much! There’s no way those seats are ever empty!
Hey, soccer is a great sport, and it is not the bastion of liberalism that you profess. If anything, I suggest you have a talk with baseball and football fans, seeing as how they outnumber soccer fans by quite a large margin in the United States, it would be fair to say, it was their votes that put the Democrats in power.