[Eagles6]

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending:

$65 on make-up,

$150 for a cut & color,

$30 for a manicure,

$40 for a pedicure,

$50 on vitamins,

$300 on clothes, and

$600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

[Boiler Plate]

LOL