Common side effects of Tequila is the loss of sound judgment and pants...
Here’s hoping none of you were in the bar where I drank the last Tequila that I will ever have (over 20 years ago)....
All those things you said that Tequila does are oh, so true.
After having consumed entirely too much of said anti-shyness elixir, I was “excused” from the facility after having climbed on top of the table and joined the band in a rousing rendition of “My Ding a Ling”. It was last-call anyways so I couldn’t have missed too much.