Professor Green is still bitter about being a clumsy loser at sports when he was a kid. He is also bitter about getting swirlies every day from the 8th grade football team.
“He is also bitter about getting swirlies every day from the 8th grade football team”.
...it still hurts when he goes #2 from all the atomic wedgies and he can’t wear a shirt that chafes because it’s still tender from all the titty twisters.