[a fool in paradise]

An immigration bill introduced by Sen. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.) on Thursday includes the Uniting American Families Act

That's not a family. How about sponsoring Best Buds? Mentors? Prostitutes who really could deliver?

[Vigilanteman]

Will it allow Muzzies to import four wives? That’s part of their religion, after all. And if the Muzzies can sponsor four wives, what is to stop me from bringing in four or forty concubines and claim it is part of my religion? Other than Mrs. Vigilanteman, that is.