***No sex and I’m not here!!!
That does it, I AM leaving, now!***
No, no. Don’t leave even if you’re not here. You’re the only Gustonian who is not here. So we NEED you. Does that make sense? Oh what the heck—it doesn’t matter. Just stay (or pretend you’re staying) because you make us laugh.
Laughing at me now?
No sex, I’m not here!
And now I am a laughing stock!
Just for that, I’m staying. Let THAT be a lesson to you!