[Sam's Army]

True story: a co-worker of mine was yelled at by a female by the quip: "Shut up, hetero!" a couple of months ago while on a business trip to San Fran.

I was totally surprised. I figured for sure the guy was a closet case. /s

[End Times Sentinel]

I figured for sure the guy was a closet case. /s

The best way to find out for sure is to secretly video record him during a romantic interlude and then put it up on the web. I'll be awaiting a tweet when you get it done.

All the cool people are doing it these days.