[The Comedian]

Guess Texas won’t have to sell to the northern states any more. Better buy extra coats up there.

You got that right, pard.

Except for Montana and Wyoming. We like them.

The rest of y'all best store up wood or whatever it is Yankees burn to cook their scones and tea.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Billthedrill]

The rest of y'all best store up wood or whatever it is Yankees burn to cook their scones and tea.

Atlanta?

(Running for cover...)