[The Comedian]

I blame Soetoro for not bowing deeply enough.

There is only one course of action when appeasement doesn't work:

Engage in more appeasment.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[zippythepinhead]

If we surrender Taiwan now maybe they will forgive all those treasury bonds they own.