[Kenny Bunk]

Dear Liz,
Thank you for sympathetic reaction to my brutalization at the hands of that hunky Marine. What a tease! I thought he was "coming on to me, but then ... those questions ... from Hell! So glad you understand, as those evangelical neanderthals from the southern part of my district so obviously do not!

Confident of victory because of support from friends like you, I look forward to redecorating my flat in DC, and if you're ever in town after you and your girl-and girl-boy-gang in Newton vote for me, I would appreciate your reaction to the new curtains in my breakfast nook.

Fondest Regards,
Barney

[Liz]

Dear Barney,

Why don’t you go perform an anatomical impossibility with yourself.

Your pal,

Liz