[rickb308]

“We can call it the Social Alternative, or SA and give them a nice uniform and everything”

We can call it Social Services, or SS.

[Rashputin]

We already have Social Services, that's the bunch that ensures all the plantation dwellers are looked after and provided with just enough to ensure they'll be around to vote for the right folks in the next election and not getting any silly ideas like taking care of themselves.

Regards

Oh, they help unwed mothers, too, in order to make sure there isn't any overcrowding on the plantation by having too many little plantation patsies born.