How's my hair look tonight?
Posted on 10/22/2010 8:15:14 PM PDT by citizenredstater9271
The ENQUIRER has learned that the judge in the JOHN EDWARDS- RIELLE-HUNTER sex tape war has issued a gag order meaning all lips MUST BE sealed OR ELSE!
In Hillsborough, North Carolina where the legal war is waging, Superior Court Judge Carl Fox want to make sure pre-trial testimony and a certain sex tape featuring the disgraced two-time Presidential loser John Edwards and his then-pregnant with his love child mistress Rielle Hunter isn't screened on your TV anytime soon - whether on Nightline or a Pay-For-View Sex-vent.
"Once this is out, it's out. There's not a whole lot for me to do," Judge Fox decreed. "The next thing I know, someone's sitting on the television in front of Barbara Walters or somebody like that."
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Or else what? Contempt of Court? LOL
If you ever choose to tell a judge, “Or else what? Contempt of Court? LOL,” please let me know in advance. If the airfare’s cheap, I’ll fly down just for the laugh.
Oh it would depend on the judge. I seem to remember the judge who had a womans cellphone thrown out the window. I can imagine a certain juror going the same route.
“Bailiff, take this man [dismissive look] into custody.”
I was in a courtroom once where a couple who had been separated for over a year were charging each other with violating visitation orders over a mix-up of what time they were supposed to meet to pickup/drop off the child at some location between the two cities where each lived.
After 10 minutes of acrimonious pleading on both sides, the judge found out there had never been a custody/visitation order established. He told them both that they were in contempt of court for wasting his time and were to be locked up in adjoining cells and stay there until they reached and agreement that he could sign.
He said: “It’s 2:30 now and I’m leaving for the weekend to go camping with the Boy Scouts at 4:00. If you don’t get it worked by then guess where you’ll be staying until Monday.”
How's my hair look tonight?
Father of the Year.
I hope copies were made.
“How’s my hair look tonight?”
Relax, John. You’re a movie star!
How long were you incarcerated?
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