Other than a vacation destination (and yes, there are better "island pardises" to go to), and a place to park Navy vessels, it has nothing to offer.
We can get all the pineapples and sugar we require elsewhere.
We should have sold the damn place to the Japanese when we had the chance.
Ah-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW-HA!
It’s time we grant them independence and wish them well.